this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED
skeletons have become a meme and that means there is a meme inside you, with you at all times.
So youre saying if i get a tattoo i’ll never have to work another day in my life
Did you guys know that lighters are magic because I didn’t.
The new harry potter movie looks great
i wish i was friends with someone in my neighborhood so i could randomly call them up and be like ‘yo i know its 3am but do you wanna walk around aimlessly for a little while’
Do you think this is a god damn movie? My best friend lives 20 feet from me and I haven’t seen her in 3 weeks.
my favorite method of studying is crying a little and hoping for the best right before the test
Don’t stand in Lucy’s way, she is on a mission of revenge. #Lucy movie in theaters NOW! Get tickets!
white people are like “why don’t you live in India” and I’m just thinking why don’t you live in 12.5% Germany 25% England 25% Australia 6.25% Sweden 18.75% Russia and 12.5% Italy??????
Not all white people are different nationalities. I’m 100% Irish bruh
One time this boy in my math class ate an eraser
it was last week
i am seventeen years old
the class was A.P. calculus
It’s on my left forearm. It’s a note my mom left me the night she died. Here’s a side-by-side shot of the two.
Deserves every note.
I cried and then I reblogged