This is my Blog and Stuff

jaclcfrost:

i’m afraid to talk to a majority of my mutuals because it’s like

i love u

u are cool

i do not want to scare u away

what if i scare u away

opentheairforfreshwindows:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti

brbimpoopin:

Florida.

brbimpoopin:

Florida.

wonkypenis:

wonkypenis:

wonkypenis:

why was april so tired?

it just finished a long march

image

fullmetal-dipshit:

i love the trend where people name their kids after things they can’t afford like “mercedes”, “chanel”, “bentley” etc because in a few years we gonna have a lotta infants named shit like “a college degree” and “rent”

swoobats:

alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right

chevalierdog:

me looking at priceless ancient art: this is good but where are the anime titties 

perks-of-being-chinese:

fabulous-friar:

perks-of-being-chinese:

princess-acidic:

🌙take me to your wonderland🌙

where are they going??

To their fucking Wonderland

im sorry

perks-of-being-chinese:

fabulous-friar:

perks-of-being-chinese:

princess-acidic:

🌙take me to your wonderland🌙

where are they going??

To their fucking Wonderland

im sorry

foulmilk:

THIS ME

foulmilk:

THIS ME

thatfunnyblog:

the cops are already on their way to your house you sick little fuck.

thatfunnyblog:

the cops are already on their way to your house you sick little fuck.