i’m afraid to talk to a majority of my mutuals because it’s like
i love u
u are cool
i do not want to scare u away
what if i scare u away
did you hear about the italian chef who died?
he pasta way
he just ran out of thyme
here today, gone tomato
his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it
we never sausage a tragedy coming
ashes to ashes, crust to crust
there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world
i love the trend where people name their kids after things they can’t afford like “mercedes”, “chanel”, “bentley” etc because in a few years we gonna have a lotta infants named shit like “a college degree” and “rent”
alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right
me looking at priceless ancient art: this is good but where are the anime titties
🌙take me to your wonderland🌙
where are they going??
To their fucking Wonderland
the cops are already on their way to your house you sick little fuck.